Eternity has a new symbol:
Cat half-way through a door.
Ultimate expression of cat disdain:
I loved that food
yesterday.
How to describe cat
curled contented in chair
as I perch on milk carton
in front of keyboard.
Holidays that never happen:
Nordstrom's Buy Nothing Day;
Feline Thanksgiving.
Fail to pet me when I want it and you die.
Pet me when I don't want you and you die.
Don't ask. I'll tell you when you're dead.