(To be read in a languishing voice, black clothes, and pale skin.)

Life is so bad
   control issues
     control systems
       society's controls
         family controls
       remote controls
     rent controls
   air-traffic controls
     economic controls
       blood pressure controls
Control
   Control
       Out of Control
and your cigarette
   and your cigarette
     and your cigarette
       and your cigarette

  War is Evil
   Pollution is Bad
     and Homelessness Sucks
       and your cigarette
     and your cigarette
   and your cigarette
and your cigarette

 
It is Wrong
   to be cruel
     to be bigoted
       to hurt children
         to blow your cigarette smoke out of your mouth
         and into other people's air
   and your cigarette
     and your cigarette
       and your cigarette
         and your cigarette

 
  Concupiscient corruption of conspicuous consumption
 Consumptive concupiscience of corrupted conspicuousness
Corrupted consumption of conspicuous concupiscience
 and your cigarette
  and your cigarette
   and your cigarette
    and your cigarette
     and
      your
       cigarette!