The Lord is my chairperson; I shall not want. He maketh me to lay down the tabled motions: He leadeth me beside the still in committee. He restoreth my priorities: He leadeth me in the Rules of Order for Robert's sake.

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have another meeting to go to: thy rod and thy gavel, they comfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda before me in the presence of my task group: thou anointest my ears with oil: my schedule runneth over.

Surely time-lines and Date-Minders shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the sub-committee forever.